03
Sep
3 KINGS AND SOME BLIND MICE
by PUMA
06H 10, Tuesday 3 September, 2013
by PUMA
06
There were the 3 kings, 3 blind mice and 3 bears who were overprotective of their beds, chairs and porridge. They also say good things happen in 3's and [(3658-0.5)/(95x4)+14]/56 = 3... but we don't care about all that, what we do care about is that there's only 3 weeks left of Puma Social Club Jozi.
This Friday 3 of PSJ's famous acts return to light up the stage once more. Matt Suttner will bedazzle and delight you with his energetic and deep-steeped style. Shortstraw then take the helm for what is predicted to be a performance that any indie-fan will drop their pants to. Finally, DJ Half 'n Half brings a fresh take to.. well.. everything you've ever heard before.
We know that you're busy changing the world and all that acid-jazz so we're going to map out your Friday for you.
6am - Frantically turn off your alarm with a clear hate towards your alarm clock
8am - Wake up thinking it's Saturday then realising that you've over slept. Have the quickest shower ever without forgetting to clean in between your toes. (Your kicks deserve better than dirty feet)
10am - Avoid real work at all costs and instead focus your time on creating a cardboard cutout of yourself.
12pm - Take an extra long lunch break by chatting to every single person in the cafeteria asking them how their parent's taste in music has affected their social lives.
3pm - Consider leaving the office a little early so that you can prepare yourself for the musical mayhem at Puma Social Club Jozi.
3:10pm - Place the cardboard cutout at your desk and leopard crawl out of the building covering your eyes so no one can see you.
6pm - Brief your crew on the mission plan for the evening. Say the sacred pact. Fist bump and leave for Puma Social Club Jozi.
8pm -
10pm -
12am -
2am -
4am -
6am -
8am -
10am -
We've left the rest for you to fill in, so tell us on Twitter: @Puma and don't forget to hashtag #PUMASocialJozi
Good luck fine After Hours Athletes. Next Starts Now.
#GETMEIN Theme: "Monday morning at the office" - Get guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Find out exactly how here: go.puma.com/getmein
This Friday 3 of PSJ's famous acts return to light up the stage once more. Matt Suttner will bedazzle and delight you with his energetic and deep-steeped style. Shortstraw then take the helm for what is predicted to be a performance that any indie-fan will drop their pants to. Finally, DJ Half 'n Half brings a fresh take to.. well.. everything you've ever heard before.
We know that you're busy changing the world and all that acid-jazz so we're going to map out your Friday for you.
6am - Frantically turn off your alarm with a clear hate towards your alarm clock
8am - Wake up thinking it's Saturday then realising that you've over slept. Have the quickest shower ever without forgetting to clean in between your toes. (Your kicks deserve better than dirty feet)
10am - Avoid real work at all costs and instead focus your time on creating a cardboard cutout of yourself.
12pm - Take an extra long lunch break by chatting to every single person in the cafeteria asking them how their parent's taste in music has affected their social lives.
3pm - Consider leaving the office a little early so that you can prepare yourself for the musical mayhem at Puma Social Club Jozi.
3:10pm - Place the cardboard cutout at your desk and leopard crawl out of the building covering your eyes so no one can see you.
6pm - Brief your crew on the mission plan for the evening. Say the sacred pact. Fist bump and leave for Puma Social Club Jozi.
8pm -
10pm -
12am -
2am -
4am -
6am -
8am -
10am -
We've left the rest for you to fill in, so tell us on Twitter: @Puma and don't forget to hashtag #PUMASocialJozi
Good luck fine After Hours Athletes. Next Starts Now.
#GETMEIN Theme: "Monday morning at the office" - Get guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Find out exactly how here: go.puma.com/getmein
