07
Mar
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR...
by PUMA
11H 56, Thursday 7 March, 2013
by PUMA
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A bear, a dominatrix-in-training and his bodyguard go to PUMA Social Jozi.
If you've been to PUMA Social Club Jozi over the past few weeks you would have noticed a huggable bear, his sexy handler and an uptight bodyguard working the room; handing out PUMA goodies to the boys and girls. We thought it's about time you get to know them a little better.
The Bear
Height: 1.87m
Likes: Custom-made back-scratching poles.
Dislikes: Boo-Boo, because he didn't deserve to be Yogi's best friend.
Claim to fame: Ranked the #2 ping pong player in South Africa.
The Handler
Height: 1.68m
Likes: Whipping guilty victims.
Dislikes: Softly whipping victims.
Claim to fame: First person to be allowed into PUMA Social Club Jozi with a riding crop.
The Bodyguard
Height: 1.91m
Likes: Serene lakes and malls at 2am.
Dislikes: Disturbances.
Claim to fame: Saving Pooh Bear during a riot in Mongolia.
So, now you must be wondering how these three came to be at PUMA Social Club Jozi? The story goes that The Bear wanted to be an actor since he was a wee cub and unfortunately, his dreams were dashed when Boo-Boo and Baloo got their respective parts. He then decided that being a ping pong champion would give him the fame he desired. Still yearning for his big break he came across a casting couch advert, which could reignite his dream. Alas, it was a scam - turns out that his handler had a bit of a bear fetish and lured him in through this advert. Upon hearing this intel, The Bodyguard infiltrated the scene and succumbed to The Handler's prowess of control.
Now you may think that this can only end badly but quite the opposite happened. All three of them shared a common interest in their love for PUMA Social Club Jozi and they now frequent the club as a unit.
Pull in this Friday from 5pm and challenge The Bear to a game of ping pong, make sure you stay in The Handler's good books and promise us that you wont look directly into The Bodyguard's eyes. If you get those three things right you may just walk away with some awesome PUMA goodies. South Africa’s illest also takes to the stage in the form the ever-tricky DJ Hamma, the boys of PHFat and the man who loves to take the mickey Matt Suttner.
Respect.
If you've been to PUMA Social Club Jozi over the past few weeks you would have noticed a huggable bear, his sexy handler and an uptight bodyguard working the room; handing out PUMA goodies to the boys and girls. We thought it's about time you get to know them a little better.
The Bear
Height: 1.87m
Likes: Custom-made back-scratching poles.
Dislikes: Boo-Boo, because he didn't deserve to be Yogi's best friend.
Claim to fame: Ranked the #2 ping pong player in South Africa.
The Handler
Height: 1.68m
Likes: Whipping guilty victims.
Dislikes: Softly whipping victims.
Claim to fame: First person to be allowed into PUMA Social Club Jozi with a riding crop.
The Bodyguard
Height: 1.91m
Likes: Serene lakes and malls at 2am.
Dislikes: Disturbances.
Claim to fame: Saving Pooh Bear during a riot in Mongolia.
So, now you must be wondering how these three came to be at PUMA Social Club Jozi? The story goes that The Bear wanted to be an actor since he was a wee cub and unfortunately, his dreams were dashed when Boo-Boo and Baloo got their respective parts. He then decided that being a ping pong champion would give him the fame he desired. Still yearning for his big break he came across a casting couch advert, which could reignite his dream. Alas, it was a scam - turns out that his handler had a bit of a bear fetish and lured him in through this advert. Upon hearing this intel, The Bodyguard infiltrated the scene and succumbed to The Handler's prowess of control.
Now you may think that this can only end badly but quite the opposite happened. All three of them shared a common interest in their love for PUMA Social Club Jozi and they now frequent the club as a unit.
Pull in this Friday from 5pm and challenge The Bear to a game of ping pong, make sure you stay in The Handler's good books and promise us that you wont look directly into The Bodyguard's eyes. If you get those three things right you may just walk away with some awesome PUMA goodies. South Africa’s illest also takes to the stage in the form the ever-tricky DJ Hamma, the boys of PHFat and the man who loves to take the mickey Matt Suttner.
Respect.
