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Feb
BE PREPARED FOR PUMA SOCIAL JOZI
by PUMA
11H 47, Thursday 21 February, 2013
by PUMA
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Was Michael Phelps prepared when Le Clos clinched the gold away from him like a leprechaun? How about Pluto when they told him he wasn’t a planet anymore? Don’t let that be you, be prepared for Puma Social Club Jozi.
Many (family members) have told us that we’re kind people always looking out for others, so that’s what we’re going to do. We’ve put together a little checklist to help you get ready for the weekend:
During the week:
- Let Uncle Piet live on and rally the troops.
- Plant the PUMA Social Jozi seed in their heads.
- Do your ears a favour and checkout the lineup artists, on Soundcloud.
- Water the seeds by sharing the music with the troops.
On the day:
- Wear a piece of PUMA clothing to work. You rebel, you.
- Leave work early. Draw your face on a pillow and put it on your chair. It will work we promise.*
- Make sure you have a DD. Some of you may already have that, but having a sober driver is quite important as well.
- No car? Get a taxi. Tell him where you’re going. Get there. Pay him.
- Make sure you get to PUMA Social Club Jozi between 17:00 – 19:00 to avoid the queue but more importantly to captilise on that sweet 4-4-3 drinks promo.
At the party (do at least three of the following):
- Put your collar down (you shouldn’t be wearing one), pout (don’t) and get snapped at the photo booth. *Photo bombs are the only types of bombs allowed*
- Feel like the giant version of Federer in a tiny court and claim glory on the ping-pong tables. Bragging rights are available on your way out.
- Rack ‘em up for a game of 8 ball. You may hustle but only for drinks.
- Leather couches and a game of checkers if you feel like living vicariously through a pensioner in Miami.
- Put your whole body out and shake it all about, said no one… ever. We’d prefer you show us your real moves, not only with the ladies… or men.
- Take pics and tag #PUMASocialJozi, you could win some kicks. (This is compulsory)
You can’t go wrong by following this easy guide, it’s that simple. Coming up next week: 4 steps you shouldn’t take that will result in your hair being styled in a mullet.
*We're not actually sure about this at all.
Many (family members) have told us that we’re kind people always looking out for others, so that’s what we’re going to do. We’ve put together a little checklist to help you get ready for the weekend:
During the week:
- Let Uncle Piet live on and rally the troops.
- Plant the PUMA Social Jozi seed in their heads.
- Do your ears a favour and checkout the lineup artists, on Soundcloud.
- Water the seeds by sharing the music with the troops.
On the day:
- Wear a piece of PUMA clothing to work. You rebel, you.
- Leave work early. Draw your face on a pillow and put it on your chair. It will work we promise.*
- Make sure you have a DD. Some of you may already have that, but having a sober driver is quite important as well.
- No car? Get a taxi. Tell him where you’re going. Get there. Pay him.
- Make sure you get to PUMA Social Club Jozi between 17:00 – 19:00 to avoid the queue but more importantly to captilise on that sweet 4-4-3 drinks promo.
At the party (do at least three of the following):
- Put your collar down (you shouldn’t be wearing one), pout (don’t) and get snapped at the photo booth. *Photo bombs are the only types of bombs allowed*
- Feel like the giant version of Federer in a tiny court and claim glory on the ping-pong tables. Bragging rights are available on your way out.
- Rack ‘em up for a game of 8 ball. You may hustle but only for drinks.
- Leather couches and a game of checkers if you feel like living vicariously through a pensioner in Miami.
- Put your whole body out and shake it all about, said no one… ever. We’d prefer you show us your real moves, not only with the ladies… or men.
- Take pics and tag #PUMASocialJozi, you could win some kicks. (This is compulsory)
You can’t go wrong by following this easy guide, it’s that simple. Coming up next week: 4 steps you shouldn’t take that will result in your hair being styled in a mullet.
*We're not actually sure about this at all.
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