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Aug
PRESENTING - PNN46
by PUMA
02H 35, Wednesday 28 August, 2013
by PUMA
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With all the buzz around a certain Gupta owned news channel, we got to thinking - how would Puma do it? Well for starters, our anchormen and woman are seasoned pros.
Jozi, we present to you... PNN46
This is how we do the news:
Anchorman: Matt Suttner
Like Riaan Cruywagen, Matt has been around the block a couple times. Expect another banging set that will keep you tuned in, even though Generations is playing on the other channel. We're also told he has opted to skip the comb over. Winning.
Sign off line: "I like my news how I like my kicks - Fresh and seasonal.
*Teleprompter cue ends* Not to worry, we'll freestyle from here.
Weather: Phat Jack (Pronounced: \ˈfat\. We do our research)
Who's Derek van Dam, anyway? Phat Jack will keep you locked in to PNN46, keeping your Friday weather hot and sweaty, the way all true After Hours Athletes like it. Expect a heatwave, even a Mexican one, around these here parts.
Sign off line: "No cold fronts here, Phat Jack's got your back."
Sports: DJ Zinle
With tunes that you can twerk all night to (no Miley, sit down), DJ Zihle is a game-changer. Expect a workout that will keep even the toughest boychies happy.
Sign off line: "No balls-up here, folks."
Planning on recording this weeks programming? Want to upload to Youtube? Fear not, we won't take them down. You'll also find that our Twitter account, @PUMA, will still be up and running next week. We gots this.
We bring you the news and the new music, live from PUMA Social Club Jozi, 5pm to 1am, all shot on location (look for the green mosaic doors).
*BREAKING NEWS*: Only 4 weeks of Puma Social Club Jozi left. Make sure you're a part of the live audience this Friday.
#GETMEIN Theme: "My news anchor face" - Guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Checkout http://go.puma.com/getmein
Jozi, we present to you... PNN46
This is how we do the news:
Anchorman: Matt Suttner
Like Riaan Cruywagen, Matt has been around the block a couple times. Expect another banging set that will keep you tuned in, even though Generations is playing on the other channel. We're also told he has opted to skip the comb over. Winning.
Sign off line: "I like my news how I like my kicks - Fresh and seasonal.
*Teleprompter cue ends* Not to worry, we'll freestyle from here.
Weather: Phat Jack (Pronounced: \ˈfat\. We do our research)
Who's Derek van Dam, anyway? Phat Jack will keep you locked in to PNN46, keeping your Friday weather hot and sweaty, the way all true After Hours Athletes like it. Expect a heatwave, even a Mexican one, around these here parts.
Sign off line: "No cold fronts here, Phat Jack's got your back."
Sports: DJ Zinle
With tunes that you can twerk all night to (no Miley, sit down), DJ Zihle is a game-changer. Expect a workout that will keep even the toughest boychies happy.
Sign off line: "No balls-up here, folks."
Planning on recording this weeks programming? Want to upload to Youtube? Fear not, we won't take them down. You'll also find that our Twitter account, @PUMA, will still be up and running next week. We gots this.
We bring you the news and the new music, live from PUMA Social Club Jozi, 5pm to 1am, all shot on location (look for the green mosaic doors).
*BREAKING NEWS*: Only 4 weeks of Puma Social Club Jozi left. Make sure you're a part of the live audience this Friday.
#GETMEIN Theme: "My news anchor face" - Guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Checkout http://go.puma.com/getmein
