15
May
THE BIEBER HEIST OF 2013
by PUMA
11H 41, Wednesday 15 May, 2013
by PUMA
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Quick disclaimer: we do not condone any illegal activity performed in any city in any country on any continent... seriously, not cool.
We have a weird history of idolising romantic crimes, just take "The Bieber Heist of 2013" (yes, we just gave it a name).
This was no D.B Cooper-styled job; the "masterminds" made off with all the cash made from the concession, with the use of a chisel and a rope, now you can't tell us that that isn't as Jozi as it gets. In a strange sense it makes you a little proud to be a Jozigon (yes, we just made that up), just look at it this way- It was during a Kid Rock... ahem... Bieber concert and we all love taking the mickey out of him; no one got harmed or injured; and they got away with it.
George Clooney and eleven of his mates would be proud I imagine. We do hope they get caught though, just so we can give them a cool name like "The Soccer City Seven" or "The Parktown Prawns".
If you're a I crazy-rich-mini-McDaddy-Bieber fan and you're not impressed with our comments then we urge you to come to PUMA Social Club Jozi this Friday night, and we'll discuss the chances of Hollywood turning this into a movie that they'll probably set in LA and say it's Jozi. We'll spill a few drinks down our throats and your taste in music will be assisted by the hands of DJ Weasel, Yesterday's Pupil and DJ Invizable.
If you're not a fan of "I-wear-gold-cycling-gloves-Bieber" then we urge you to come to PUMA Social Club Jozi this Friday night because it's open to anyone and everyone. It really does give substance to the definition of "Social".
Doors open at 5pm and if you want to get guest list access with complementary drink vouchers then check out the weekly #GETMEIN competition: http://go.puma.com/getmein
#GETMEIN Theme: The view from your desk
We have a weird history of idolising romantic crimes, just take "The Bieber Heist of 2013" (yes, we just gave it a name).
This was no D.B Cooper-styled job; the "masterminds" made off with all the cash made from the concession, with the use of a chisel and a rope, now you can't tell us that that isn't as Jozi as it gets. In a strange sense it makes you a little proud to be a Jozigon (yes, we just made that up), just look at it this way- It was during a Kid Rock... ahem... Bieber concert and we all love taking the mickey out of him; no one got harmed or injured; and they got away with it.
George Clooney and eleven of his mates would be proud I imagine. We do hope they get caught though, just so we can give them a cool name like "The Soccer City Seven" or "The Parktown Prawns".
If you're a I crazy-rich-mini-McDaddy-Bieber fan and you're not impressed with our comments then we urge you to come to PUMA Social Club Jozi this Friday night, and we'll discuss the chances of Hollywood turning this into a movie that they'll probably set in LA and say it's Jozi. We'll spill a few drinks down our throats and your taste in music will be assisted by the hands of DJ Weasel, Yesterday's Pupil and DJ Invizable.
If you're not a fan of "I-wear-gold-cycling-gloves-Bieber" then we urge you to come to PUMA Social Club Jozi this Friday night because it's open to anyone and everyone. It really does give substance to the definition of "Social".
Doors open at 5pm and if you want to get guest list access with complementary drink vouchers then check out the weekly #GETMEIN competition: http://go.puma.com/getmein
#GETMEIN Theme: The view from your desk
