11
Sep
THE PUMA SOCIAL FILES - CONFIDENTIAL
by PUMA
01H 45, Wednesday 11 September, 2013
by PUMA
01
We get asked this all the time... what happens to PUMA Social Club Jozi during the middle of the week? Well, of course, this is highly confidential; however a few After Hours Scientists have come up with a number of theories that we thought we'd share with you.
Conspiracy A: The Zombie Base.
A likely theory. If you were planning a zombie outbreak, where would you store the hoodlums? It all makes perfect sense, aside from where they disappear to every Friday night. Well, some have been spotted in and around the club - the bear perhaps? Others can be found in spots such as Greenside, Parkhurst, and Fourways. You're safe with us.
Conspiracy B: We live there.
Ah. We wish. Margarita slushies on tap, wings and wedges for dinner every night, what's not to love? Truth is, we're lonely without you. You complete us. (awwwwww)
Conspiracy C: The Guptas Secret Underground (1st Floor) Bunker.
Need we say more? It's like a personal playground - we wouldn't blame them.
Conspiracy D: The Never-Say-Die End Game Fighters.
2 weeks left. We're all feeling pretty sad to say goodbye to the place that has brought us endless nights of fun. Braamfontein residents have reported numerous sightings of intrepid After Hours Athletes trying to sneak an extra night in. We see you, and salute your courage and bravery.
*Disclaimer: Please be aware that PUMA cannot be held responsible for any zombie attacks, angry Guptas, or grumpy employees trying to rest up before a Friday.
This week, catch Big Fkn Gun, Dirty Parrafin, and DeaderThanDisco light up your Friday. Get there early to avoid queue-zombies.
Conspiracy A: The Zombie Base.
A likely theory. If you were planning a zombie outbreak, where would you store the hoodlums? It all makes perfect sense, aside from where they disappear to every Friday night. Well, some have been spotted in and around the club - the bear perhaps? Others can be found in spots such as Greenside, Parkhurst, and Fourways. You're safe with us.
Conspiracy B: We live there.
Ah. We wish. Margarita slushies on tap, wings and wedges for dinner every night, what's not to love? Truth is, we're lonely without you. You complete us. (awwwwww)
Conspiracy C: The Guptas Secret Underground (1st Floor) Bunker.
Need we say more? It's like a personal playground - we wouldn't blame them.
Conspiracy D: The Never-Say-Die End Game Fighters.
2 weeks left. We're all feeling pretty sad to say goodbye to the place that has brought us endless nights of fun. Braamfontein residents have reported numerous sightings of intrepid After Hours Athletes trying to sneak an extra night in. We see you, and salute your courage and bravery.
*Disclaimer: Please be aware that PUMA cannot be held responsible for any zombie attacks, angry Guptas, or grumpy employees trying to rest up before a Friday.
This week, catch Big Fkn Gun, Dirty Parrafin, and DeaderThanDisco light up your Friday. Get there early to avoid queue-zombies.
