21
Aug
WIPE THOSE TEARS AWAY, YOU NINNY.
by PUMA
01H 30, Wednesday 21 August, 2013
by PUMA
01
There are only 5 weeks left of Puma Social Club Jozi and, here at Puma HQ, we're quite emotional, sitting in fear of what our Friday nights will become. We predict that a certain amount of FOMO will ensue even though the club will be closed.
Alas, our deepest fear of not having anything to do on a Friday night will come true. It's just good to know that you'll be here sharing these morbid emotions with us. *cowers into desk and sobs onto notebook*
It's dawning on you isn't it? Just don't let us catch you creepily walking past the club, repeatedly scratching on the door, whilst begging innocent by-standers (you would of attracted a crowd by now) to open the door that leads to the stairway of dreams. Rather, we suggest you wipe those tears you ninny and make the most out of the time you have left.
Line up for the next month
23 Aug:
DJ Danger Ingozi
Culoe De Song
Matt Suttner
30 Aug:
Matt Suttner
DJ Zinhle
Phat Jack
06 Sept:
Matt Suttner (Yes, he's that popular)
Shortstraw
DJ Half 'N Half
13 Sept:
Big Fkn Gun
Dirty Paraffin
Deader Than Disco
20 Sept:
Still to be revealed - Keep it locked.
This Friday also marks the final night for the Kings of Pong competition, where the top 2 amateur (they're pros in our eyes) ping pong teams, 'Bazinga' and 'PAKT', battle it out for a R20,000 grand prize. Swing past and show your support, there'll be sweet Puma spot-prizes for you too.
#GETMEIN Theme: "I'm made for dancing" - Win guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Click your mouse thing on this link: http://go.puma.com/getmein
Alas, our deepest fear of not having anything to do on a Friday night will come true. It's just good to know that you'll be here sharing these morbid emotions with us. *cowers into desk and sobs onto notebook*
It's dawning on you isn't it? Just don't let us catch you creepily walking past the club, repeatedly scratching on the door, whilst begging innocent by-standers (you would of attracted a crowd by now) to open the door that leads to the stairway of dreams. Rather, we suggest you wipe those tears you ninny and make the most out of the time you have left.
Line up for the next month
23 Aug:
DJ Danger Ingozi
Culoe De Song
Matt Suttner
30 Aug:
Matt Suttner
DJ Zinhle
Phat Jack
06 Sept:
Matt Suttner (Yes, he's that popular)
Shortstraw
DJ Half 'N Half
13 Sept:
Big Fkn Gun
Dirty Paraffin
Deader Than Disco
20 Sept:
Still to be revealed - Keep it locked.
This Friday also marks the final night for the Kings of Pong competition, where the top 2 amateur (they're pros in our eyes) ping pong teams, 'Bazinga' and 'PAKT', battle it out for a R20,000 grand prize. Swing past and show your support, there'll be sweet Puma spot-prizes for you too.
#GETMEIN Theme: "I'm made for dancing" - Win guest list access and drinks for you and a mate. Click your mouse thing on this link: http://go.puma.com/getmein
